Dear Jesus help me…I know you guys wish I would get a life and just accept that I am a dog owner and DEAL WITH IT! I totally agree. Well, I have these moments where I feel like I am having an out of body experience. I had one today. I was walking down the road and my dog took off going faster than I can run, dragging me behind. Dan thinks I am ridiculous when I told him about her sporadic behavior. He reminded me that I am in charge, yeah right! I do pull on her but it takes a few blocks for me to recover from the shock. First, the shock of being dragged by a dog, second the shock of running so freakin’ fast. When I was in PE class at BCS, our coach would make us run a mile and I HATED it! I vowed to never run again. I joined the track team, but I picked long jumping to minimize my running. Today, I could almost hear my legs say, “WHAT THE HECK??” My muscles were like, “Uhhhh, HELLO, you don’t run!” I know people that drive by think I am some champion sprinter at how fast I am running or they may not even see me because of the rate I streak by….my lungs were burning and I surely thought I would die.
So…later on, I was on the phone, praying for a friend of mine, who was having a bad day. KC had calmed down, thank the Lord. I was in the middle of praying and a pit bull started growling and stalking me. I mean REALLY stalking, like hunched down, walking slow with murder in his eyes and I was petrified. I stopped praying for my friend and said, “OMG, I am going to be attacked by a pit bull.” My friend, who is a dog person, takes charge. She told me to not act afraid, yell at that dog to stop and to leave me alone. She told me to act like Caesar Milan. I said, “Please, that stuff doesn’t work. He does some Dog Voo-Doo.” My heart was beating out of my chest and KC ducked her ears down and acted scared too. I was praying the pit bull would get zapped by an invisible fence but no luck. He crossed the road and got about 10 feet from us. I did my best Caesar in charge stance, stomped my foot and told that dog to stop. I couldn’t believe it. The dog stopped and turned around. I really think it was my friend on the phone rebuking the dog/devil but whatever…..I lived! I still can't believe I have a dog and that she makes me run. #neversaynever